Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...