The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...