Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!