What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!