Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...