Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...