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What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Closing down Denny’s
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Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
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First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
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Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
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Get away with murder
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