Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...