What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...