You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...