A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...