Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...