Duck sentence.
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Knock Knock Jokes 1
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The student and the teacher
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Poachers’ Revenge
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Raid
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Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
No Coffee Breaks
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The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Tell about a haircut
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Where do you see…
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