Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...