Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...