Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...