Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...