Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...