Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!