Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Refrigerator Difference
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fit over a bucket!
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Enlightenment Quiz
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Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
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Addicted to AOL!
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On the Menu today!
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Supermarket Cart
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Wife isn’t in the car
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“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
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