African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...