In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!