Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!