Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...