Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...