K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...