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R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...