Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...