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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Would you please do me a favor?
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
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A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Doctor Bloopers!
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A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...