Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...