Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...