Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...