Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...