Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
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You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...