A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.