Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...