Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.