The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...