Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...