What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
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How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
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How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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