What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...