Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...