The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
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Why did he fire you?
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Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
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How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
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Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Cannibals and Missionaries
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Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
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