Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...