Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Steal little things
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Whorehouse
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A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
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