Be afraid if you annoy this husband
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In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...