Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...