New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...