13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...