The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...