I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...